Al Azhar gang are frothing at the mouth because of the Lesbian scene in Khalid Yousef's latest film. Some are demanding trying the two women who kissed along with the writer and the director of the film for "spreading sexual deviance, lesbianism, and moral corruption." One learned Sheikh asserted that "American and Zionist fingers stand behind these deviant artistic works as part of a destructive plan to undermine society's morals." He added that there is no way that "lesbianism is this wide spread in our society."
Not to be outdone, a Professor of Shari'a and Fiqh in Al Azhar University declared with all confidence that "lesbian behavior (suhaq) is non-existent in Egypt
"السحاق غير موجود في مصر، ولن يكون موجودا في يوم من الأيام"
So the message to all Egyptian women who ever kissed, touched, or made love to other women (or wanted to but haven't gotten around to it yet): you do not exist because Sheikhna says so.
Funny how dangerous a non-existent thing can be!