How to Get a Designer Vagina

Would you like to have a "designer vagina" so you can feel really empowered as a woman who dares to zap her vaginal tissue with laser to look pretty? "Designer Laser Vaginoplasty" is just the thing for you, baby.

Or perhaps what you are looking for is a little nip and tuck to look sleek down under (procedure called female genital mutilation when brown people do it but plastic surgery when the DC and Beverly Hills crowd does it).

Or maybe you are one of those really daring wonder women who just want it all. Then go for the ""Wonder Woman Makeover": several vaginal procedures, breast implants and a breast lift, abdominal liposuction and a "Brazilian butt augmentation," which involves reshaping the buttocks through a combination of liposuction and fat injections."

A lobotomy is extra.

And for those of you who are classicist at heart, a "hymenoplasty" is what the fake doctor ordered. Get your hymen back. Have another honeymoon. Be a virgin again and again and again.

Come on, women. No more excuses. Dare to be virgins! Dare to do wonders! Empower yourselves! Nip, tuck, tighten, and zap. Celebrate International Women's Day by surprising him with a new designer vagina. He will love it!

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(thanks Deb)