A reader of this blog posted a link to such an amazing article that I'd hate for it to be buried in the comments sections. So here it is. (thanks anonymous)
We always somehow knew that tofu is a sissie food, right? And we always had our suspicions that something was not right with those vegetarians. As to vegans, well, what can I say! A very sad lot indeed!
The difference is now all our suspicious are proven right. Scientific evidence shows that soy causes homosexuality. So it's simple folks: if you don't want to be homosexuals, don't eat soy. If you want to be homosexuals, consume as much as you can. How much depends on how fast you want to be transformed into a homosexual, and on what kind of a homosexual you want to be. It's a tricky formula that scientists are still developing.
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Finally!!! A long-awaited explanation to my lesbianism and my (until now) unexplained crave for soy products! Ha! What do you know!!!
L'avendetta,
I'm glad my blog helped with your enlightenment : )
You did notice that soy reduces penis size. So its a matter of national security
I didn't know Indians eat lots of soy, but this has been an enlightening post on so many levels.
Re: Homosexuality
I've always known that soy reduces distinguishing masculine traits, but I never thought the homosexual part. Buddhist monks, at least the straightly practicing, non-partying sort, have tofu as a staple of their diet, and over time, monks become indistinguishable from priestesses.
I also know that daily consumption of soy products,in excess, as one might done, if one was a meat-craving vegetarian who eats as a staple, 'soy meat'...that it will screw up your menstrual cycle. Soy is a pseudo-estrogen. That is why I consume soy in abundant quantity, the day before my period, and/or on the first day. ...I don't touch it the rest of the month.
PS; on the subject of food, a while ago I came across this Chinese article;
http://www.singtaonet.com:82/sex_culture/t20060823_306905.html
In which, a 50 year old Chinese doctor who was quite content with his monthly sexual relations with his wife, was surprised at the complaint of his 60 year old Arab patient, that his 3 times a day is slowing down to once a day.
...and so the doctor told the patient to remember to eat right (the patient was stressed and was forgetting), the patient returned to his normal. The doctor went out to look this up, and the end of the article concludes that cultures where beef or goat meat is a staple has more sexualized males, followed by meat in general, and lastly, grains.
Frankly, while the name paper in question, I know, it's not entirely a tabloid, Sing Tao is to Toronto Sun, what Ming Pao is to Toronto Star, not as good. The doctor's name wasn't provided for one thing! It does make sense though, meat is rich in proteins, for those whose life is filled with labours, it makes them strong and healthy enough to support a child that could be produced from a sexual union. The Chinese have a primarily grain based diet, as the cattle is a working animal, chicken lay eggs and not everyone have them...so meat was not in abundance. That, and the regular famines when the crops fail after the land has been overused.
- Mercurial Georgia
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