Apparently, religious fundamentalists are declaring a jihad on the gays of Sacramento. I'm talking here about immigrants, who don't seem to "fit in" American culture. In fact, I see here the marks of a "clash of civilization." Their "culture," man, is so different from our culture. Perhaps we can make a video of two women kissing (just to distinguish it from the Danish video where they use two men kissing) and make them watch it before they are granted immigration visas.
Imagine if the protestors carrying signs that say "AIDS is a message from God" and going around knocking people on the head to "save" them were Muslim. Just imagine.
It will be a different article from this.
Then imagine again.
Anyway, here's my favorite personification of the day:
"Homosexuality is knocking on your doors and asking: 'Can I make your son gay and your daughter lesbian?' "
Now, what would a good answer be?