Sunday, October 08, 2006
How to Make a Woman Smile
What good news! The Arabic Al Sharq al Awsat brings the good tidings that Saudi women have discovered the benefits of technology applied to certain parts of the body. No, we're not talking boob jobs (so passe) but rather "vaginal jobs." I posted about this before as it applied to American women (the article I linked to then is no longer available, but here's another that makes the point).
What's funny about this article (more of an advertisement really) in the Arabic daily is that it is a bit coy. It appears in the "health" section and seems to be talking about bladder control problems and medical procedures to alleviate them. But why do you need a plastic surgeon to do a bladder control job? Well, apparently while he's controlling the bladder he can do a bit of a nip and tuck to the vagina. This way, and only this way, the "smile retruns to many a Saudi woman." And many a man, I 'm sure.
BTW, are there no Arabic words to better describe sexual intercourse than "mumarasat al 7ayat al Zawjeyya?), which translates as "practicing married life." What a turn on! That alone is a cause not to smile.