It's official. Thanks to a senate vote English is now the "national language" of the United States. No more bilingual services. And no more lip synching the national anthems at Basketball games: from now on there will be plain clothes policemen going around listening, to make sure that you actually do know the words and deserve to (continue to) be a citizen of this country. And you got to learn English grammar now and work on that offensive accent of yours that show traces of elsewheres which seriously undermine your loyalty to here. With your citizenship application, don't forget to submit evidence to document that you visit a McDonalds establishment at least once a week. Receipts or a picture taken with their clown are examples of acceptable documentation.
Oh, yeah, you'd better know how to spell Mississipy.
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Is that not the height of self-delusion?!?
But don't worry, the bill has no chance of passing.
In fact, today's WaPo had a story about the president losing support from both sides of the immigration issue.
The Latinos Rove & Company hoped to entice to vote against their own self interest, like the "bubbas" in the South.
And the batwing faction of the GOP who wants to deport every illegal alien.
Al Frankin of "Air America" has a really simple solution.
Every time you hire an illegal with a fake social security number, the Social Security Administration notifies the employer. Of course, by that time, the employee is usually long gone.
Well, how about rounding up all the corporate executives who've hired more than 100 illegals, year-in, year-out, for let's say the last three years?!?
Now that's CLOSING the borders and getting tough on immigration!
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